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Requirements Discussion

We use this discussion to record suggestions about the events that might happen in the following days. 

Knowledge Base

We use this discussion to record common questions and answers that crop up in the course of  being a part of this group. Appropriate topics include drinking arak in the store, going to bcs if money is present, hang over, basketball, dota, wasting or you can say it enjoying the days.

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mark yamane :

STORY (Paying the Prostitute)

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:

1 Masturbation.

2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.

3 Cleaning your dirty dick.

4 Further masturbation.

5 Rewiring Walkman.

6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.

7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).

8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.

9 Further cleaning of dick.

10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.

11 Further masturbation.

12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.

13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.